Sigh.
I have such caring and motivational friends.
I’m touched.
Thanks Jessica (: Your ugly handwriting will haunt me forever.
Your beautiful handwriting will be imprinted on my mind for as long as STPM will last.
One of my newest friends in Facebook: My mom.
She has progressed from approving and adding friends to replying wall posts. (Not bad for someone who double-clicks on all the links)
But, it seems she still does not know the basic of all basics.
MOM : How to go into Facebook?
ME : www.facebook.com?
MOM : OH…
-.-
Apparently, she always accesses her Facebook through email notifications.
So, it is now my responsibility as a daughter to give her Facebook lessons.
Hint 1: My mom just joined Facebook.
Hint 2: I’m a good girl.
Can you accept negative capability?
Negative capability is a theory proposed by a poet, John Keats (The poet who wrote erotic poems which could go up to 42 stanzas, and woe is me, I happen to be studying his poems. Nevertheless, he was an amazing poet)
Negative capability is the capability of accepting the uncertainty and the unresolved.
For instance, can you accept something that science can’t prove or questions with no definite answers like…
Why do you exist?
Why does the universe exist?
Does God exist?
Why is your life like this?
Why are you so fat? (Because you failed to realise you eat a lot)
Why are you doing English Literature?
Why are you reading this? (Unless, of course, you have a reason)
So, can you accept negative capability?
Sometimes, I can.
Maybe when you are ignorant, you are capable of accepting negative capability. And maybe when you are appreciative too.
(I just said I’m ignorant. Sometimes. mehh…)
P/S: It’s really nice when your friend tells you that you have a great life (:
- quoted from Hamlet.
Finally! I’m done re-reading Hamlet.
It took me 2 weeks or more –.-
No doubt, I have the art of procrastination.
Time to start on my General Studies, Economics and Business, as I’m left with less than 2 weeks until STPM begins.
I’m so excited!
Can’t wait!
Yippeee!
Yes, yes, YES!!!
WOOHOO!!
I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!
Not.
:(
Perhaps I should pursue a degree in Moral Studies.
And become a politician.
P/S: Wood Science Technology (just right below) is exceptionally apt for Chong De.
Just few days ago, a furry monster invaded my kitchen to give me a post-Halloween scare.
It was dark and I was home alone, preparing my dinner. Then I spotted something gray and furry on the kitchen counter and well-hidden behind the steamer. At first I thought it was dust bunnies. But then it occurred to me, how could something like that look so furry and dust bunnies on the kitchen counter? Damn. And I feared the worst, because it was even possible that this ‘dust bunny’ had a tail.
So I took another peek.
KNNCCB$&#$^#@!@#$#@!!!!!
It’s a freaking RAT *!!!
*Emphasis is placed on the letter ‘R’ to show repulsion.
A RAT* as huge as a raccoon on the kitchen counter is… Repulsive.
Fine, I’m exaggerating about the size of the rat, but IT WAS HUUGE.
I’m still fine with lizards lurking on the kitchen counter. But rats*???
No way.
Still grossed out at the sight of the furry monster, I quickly finished cooking my dinner and fled from the kitchen (Surprisingly, the rat* did not ruin my appetite) and awaited for my family’s return so my daddy could take care of the rat*.
Then I went into the kitchen for the second time to clear my dish.
Guess what?
The FAT rat* was still on the kitchen counter. Just that, it shifted from one corner to another. And this time, I got a full view of its back and its pink tail.
Darn, was I filled with repugnance.
Eventually, daddy took care of the rat*.
The next day…
Wahahahaha. (I’m not evil.)
The rat* was so FAT that it had to scuttle in slow motion. Sluggish!
(Some random photo from the net. Not the rat from my kitchen.)
If none of that happened, my reaction to the photo above would be “Aww, you poor rat…”
But after the rat* invasion, “Whatever. I have no mercy for your kind.”
Anyway, here’s a series of photoshopped pictures of the rat that got stuck in a crack on a pavement. Done by some people who has got nothing better to do.
HAHA. A sequel.
More Kanye West disses here.
Gosh, I have such a deep aversion for rats* now.
Came across this statement few days ago.
“Nothing is absolute.”
Do you agree with this statement?
First of all, this statement is flawed.
(Some of you may have known about this theory already)
If the hypothesis “nothing is absolute” is true, this means that the statement itself cannot be applied for the theory it proposes. In other words, the statement just proved itself to be false.
It’s ironic and paradoxical.
It’s just like, “this statement is a lie”.
The statement cannot prove itself as a lie, because it says it is lying.
(I’m driving myself nuts too just by thinking how to explain in words)
Ok, never mind about that.
Back to the core argument.
Do you agree with the statement “nothing is absolute”?
(Assuming it is not flawed)
Meaning, nothing is perfect, true, unquestionable, pure, outright, ultimate and same in all situations.
I will have to disagree.
Because I refuse to think that I’ve been drinking fake vodka all this while.
Ok lame.
But I do disagree with the statement ‘nothing is absolute’.
God is absolute.
I was watching Project Runway the other day,
And I thought Heidi Klum’s hair looks awfully familiar.
Don’t you think it looks familiar too?
Does it remind you of someone?
Well, it looks awfully familiar to me.
Because we happen to have the same hairstyle.
HEHEHEHE ;P
Ok, maybe just a lil different.
(I look so unappealing when my photo is placed next to Heidi Klum’s. Well, of course. AT LEAST I don’t have wrinkles. Yet.)
Eh, by the way, I’m not implying that I look like Heidi Klum.
We just happen to have the same haircut.
And… I did not copy her hairstyle mind you :P
Coz I don’t usually watch Project Runway.
Just an excuse for me to procrastinate and syiok sendiri.
Go me!
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